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Dysfunctional Veteran You Better Hope I’m Medicated T-Shirt

Dysfunctional Veteran You Better Hope I’m Medicated T-Shirt

Softly made. Simply worn.

$24.95 USD
$35.64 USD $24.95 USD
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Color: Black
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  • Up to 30 Day Guarantee
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Product description

SoftlySimple – Classic Tee (Gildan 5000)

  • 100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary by color).
  • Soft, breathable, and durable fabric (5–6 oz).
  • Unisex classic fit – true to size.
  • Ribbed, double-stitched collar for shape retention.
  • Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem for durability.
  • Tear-away label for itch-free comfort.
  • Made, packaged, and printed in the USA.

Care Instructions

Love it like your favorite tee. To keep it soft and vibrant:

  • Wash inside-out in cold water (30°C / 90°F)
  • Skip bleach & harsh detergents
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Don’t iron directly on the print

Shipping and return policies

Estimated arrival if you order today

Sep 20
Order placed
Aug 19 - 20
Order ship
Aug 24 - 26
Delivered!
  • Orders can be cancelled or modified within 2 hours after being placed.
  • The above time frame is applied with standard shipping methods.
  • SoftlySimple products include a 7-DAY Guarantee for lost or damaged items. With our optional Shipping Warranty, your order is protected with up to a 30-DAY Guarantee from the delivery date.
  • At SoftlySimple, if your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or not as expected, we’ll fix it with a 100% refund or a brand new replacement.

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UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

UP TO 30 DAY GUARANTEE & EASY RETURNS

4-8 DAYS DELIVERY

DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA

😊 Wear With Joy

Life’s better in a tee that feels like you. Softly made, simply worn — so you can smile in comfort.

💖 Wear With Meaning

Every tee tells a story — of family, passion, or what you love most. Simple, timeless, yours.

🤝 Wear With Belonging

More than fabric, it’s connection. Our designs bring you closer to the people and passions you care about.

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SoftlySimple's Ultimate Shopping Guide

Buying FAQ's

How long will it take for my T-shirt to arrive?

At SoftlySimple, every product is freshly made just for you.

Order Processing & Production: 2–3 business days (plus 1–2 days for verification and packaging).

Domestic (USA): 2–5 business days after production.

International: 7–21 business days, depending on location and customs.

You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order ships so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

Where are you located?

SoftlySimple is a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in California, Florida and Texas.
For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

What size should I get?

We understand sizing can be difficult. That's why each product page has a size chart. Still unsure? Please contact our friendly customer service. You can chat with us on social media or email us at support@softlysimple.com. Our team is ready to help you find the perfect fit!

How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email. It has a magic number to track your package's journey.

Are you eco-conscious?

Crafters care about the environment. Similarly, we've picked the most eco-friendly cotton shirts.